Wednesday, September 3, 2008

24 Hour Fitness Hierarchy


24 hour always seems to one up themselves. Not only that, they know how to make money off of meYOU, the consumer. Between paying 3 years in full, personal training or the 3 different "Sports" type clubs, there is no way you're getting away from them! There's a solution to everything...

ME: "Uuuh I can't really afford that right now"
24: "Well, how much is in your bank account?"
ME: "Nothing"
24: "How about your mom and dad?"
ME: "They're broke too"
24: "What about your boyfriend?"
ME: "Broke"
24: "Any cousins you could borrow from?"

NO!!!

PS
How come not all 24 hour fitnesses are OPEN 24 hours??! They should call THOSE 12hour fitness.

1 comment:

ESS AY VEE OH EL OH YOO ESS! said...

When someone told me they went to 24 HOUR Fitness "just before closing because that's when it's the emptiest," I thought, "This idiot's just a moron" and left it at that.
24HF is wrong for this. Isn't the allure of 24HF because of the 24 HOURS where you're allowed to get your fitness on??!?!?!?!